Cemhintettifennellvog is a god.

She takes the form of a small, all-knowing snake.

Cemhintettifennellvog created the solar system nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cemhintettifennellvog, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cemhintettifennellvog, she will come to you in dreams.

Cemhintettifennellvog's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Cemhintettifennellvog's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never paint your hands violet.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cemhintettifennellvog.

5. Always pray immersed in water.