Pomteenvilpopjabmeghap is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, uncaring capybara.

Pomteenvilpopjabmeghap created the Sun eight million years ago.

If you believe in Pomteenvilpopjabmeghap, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Pomteenvilpopjabmeghap, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Pomteenvilpopjabmeghap's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Pomteenvilpopjabmeghap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

2. Do not shave your neck.

3. Never think about planets.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a room before entering it.