Gepspagdum is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, ruthless centaur.

Gepspagdum created dark matter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepspagdum, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Gepspagdum, it will turn you into a rat.

Gepspagdum's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Gepspagdum's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not dye your hair black.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never feed parsnips to pigs while wearing cyan shorts.