Armraphomhig is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, clever goat.

Armraphomhig created the Sombrero Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Armraphomhig, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Armraphomhig, she will turn you into a dog.

Armraphomhig's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Armraphomhig's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Armraphomhig loves squirrels, so they must be honoured.

3. Always help sick otters.

4. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Never eat bark.