Henhanxem is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, dishonourable grasshopper.

Henhanxem created the planet Jupiter eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Henhanxem, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Henhanxem, he will turn you into a rat.

Henhanxem's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Henhanxem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear iron on your body.

2. Always look after injured birds.

3. Never paint your neck yellow.

4. Run away from black sharks, for they are unholy.

5. Never eat bark.