Dodrakgup is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, sapient badger.

Dodrakgup created a quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dodrakgup, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dodrakgup, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Dodrakgup's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Dodrakgup's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Squirrels are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always help moths in need.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.