Hudsawbenwee is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, unthoughtful coyote.

Hudsawbenwee created time and space four billion years ago.

If you believe in Hudsawbenwee, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hudsawbenwee, he will turn you into a goat.

Hudsawbenwee's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Hudsawbenwee's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never laugh in the presence of turtles.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.