Cudgomced is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, annoying goat.

Cudgomced created everything that exists five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cudgomced, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cudgomced, it will turn you into a snail.

Cudgomced's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Cudgomced's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at stars.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Do not eat figs.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. You must never eat aubergines.