Cibtettigab is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, unthinking walrus.

Cibtettigab created oxygen two million years ago.

If you believe in Cibtettigab, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cibtettigab, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Cibtettigab's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Cibtettigab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Worship no other gods but Cibtettigab.

3. Always help snakes in need.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force near geese while wearing violet kilts and balancing four platinum spheres on your arms.