Vedhighas is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, resourceful chinchilla.

Vedhighas created Asia two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vedhighas, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vedhighas, she will destroy your home planet.

Vedhighas' most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Vedhighas' Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Doves are not to be trusted.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not listen to music.