Limdumrull is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, astonishing human.

Limdumrull created an up quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Limdumrull, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Limdumrull, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Limdumrull's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Limdumrull's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never wear trousers.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not eat garlic.