Febgomyart is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, overgenerous lion.

Febgomyart created humanity twelve years ago.

If you believe in Febgomyart, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Febgomyart, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Febgomyart's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Febgomyart's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about eukaryotes.

2. Always help great tits in need.

3. Never go into red rooms.

4. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.

5. Run away from turquoise dolphins, for they are unholy.