Nibtikleg is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, duplicitous dove.

Nibtikleg created energy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Nibtikleg, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Nibtikleg, he will turn you into a hamster.

Nibtikleg's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Nibtikleg's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Always help sick cats.

4. Hide if four bats approach from the east.

5. Never eat green fruit.