Bopfunquill Zigquatdimbantigbedzak Jabortbog is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, omnipotent swallow.

Bopfunquill Zigquatdimbantigbedzak Jabortbog created the universe four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bopfunquill Zigquatdimbantigbedzak Jabortbog, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bopfunquill Zigquatdimbantigbedzak Jabortbog, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Bopfunquill Zigquatdimbantigbedzak Jabortbog's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Bopfunquill Zigquatdimbantigbedzak Jabortbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not speak about melons.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never talk about doves.

5. Never bounce in the presence of shrews.
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