Flagtintik is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, passionate tortoise.

Flagtintik created bats three million years ago.

If you believe in Flagtintik, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Flagtintik, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Flagtintik's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Flagtintik's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured eagles.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

5. Do not listen to music.