Safpadflat is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, unsympathetic penguin.

Safpadflat created matter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Safpadflat, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Safpadflat, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Safpadflat's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Safpadflat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about solid mechanics near great tits while wearing yellow coats and balancing six platinum spheres on your feet.

2. Do not wear pink clothing.

3. Never think about special relativity.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Always treat moths with great respect.