Hudvadgid is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, tiresome armadillo.

Hudvadgid created the solar system nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hudvadgid, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Hudvadgid, it will torture you forever.

Hudvadgid's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Hudvadgid's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never leap near sharks.

3. Put Hudvadgid first in all things.

4. Never think about galaxies.

5. Never write about dark energy.