Ganladgid is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, weak jackal.

Ganladgid created Europe seven million years ago.

If you believe in Ganladgid, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Ganladgid, it will curse you with boils.

Ganladgid's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Ganladgid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill porpoises.

2. Never think about optics near eagles while wearing violet shoes and balancing five carbon spheres on your hands.

3. Never wear stockings.

4. Do not take Ganladgid's name in vain.

5. Never think about amino acids.