Mishonwee is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, emotional newt.

Mishonwee created the Small Magellanic Cloud two million years ago.

If you believe in Mishonwee, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Mishonwee, he will turn you into a worm.

Mishonwee's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Mishonwee's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never hop near porpoises.

3. Always help ants in need.

4. Always make sure there are no manatees in a building before entering it.

5. Never mention voles.