Cedyiksin Citbadban is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, calm ant.

Cedyiksin Citbadban created Asia two million years ago.

If you believe in Cedyiksin Citbadban, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cedyiksin Citbadban, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Cedyiksin Citbadban's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Cedyiksin Citbadban's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never go into magenta rooms.

3. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cedyiksin Citbadban.