Tarpkopsad is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, flying hedgehog.

Tarpkopsad created the Sol system five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tarpkopsad, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tarpkopsad, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Tarpkopsad's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Tarpkopsad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Worship no other gods but Tarpkopsad.

4. Never paint your chest black.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.