Larpdadvonk is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, astonishing ferret.

Larpdadvonk created the Small Magellanic Cloud four million years ago.

If you believe in Larpdadvonk, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Larpdadvonk, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Larpdadvonk's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Larpdadvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never think about optics near badgers while wearing cyan hats and balancing nine copper spheres on your legs.

3. Never run in holy places.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Larpdadvonk.