Rawgodmip is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, moody pig.

Rawgodmip created the Milkyway eight million years ago.

If you believe in Rawgodmip, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Rawgodmip, she will try to impress you with trees.

Rawgodmip's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Rawgodmip's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never wear corsets.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Fast once a month.