Yartbogmat is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, clever toad.

Yartbogmat created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yartbogmat, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Yartbogmat, he will turn you into a mouse.

Yartbogmat's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Yartbogmat's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Yartbogmat.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yartbogmat.

3. Always make sure there are no otters in a room before entering it.

4. Never talk about comets.

5. Do not covet oxen.