Dussgedhin is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, stupid mongoose.

Dussgedhin created vertebrates nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dussgedhin, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dussgedhin, it will have a low opinion of you.

Dussgedhin's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Dussgedhin's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry squirrels.

2. Never eat bananas.

3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Respect your elders.