Nulhubsab is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, unthoughtful dingo.

Nulhubsab created the Virgo Supercluster four million years ago.

If you believe in Nulhubsab, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nulhubsab, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Nulhubsab's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Nulhubsab's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Hide from pink horses for they are unholy.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always pray immersed in water.