Yartbadquart is a god.

It takes the form of a small, unselfish camel.

Yartbadquart created an electron six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yartbadquart, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Yartbadquart, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Yartbadquart's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Yartbadquart's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. You must never eat apples.

4. Do not wear titanium on your body.

5. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a room before entering it.