Pibpidarf is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, overgenerous grasshopper.

Pibpidarf created a Higgs boson seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pibpidarf, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Pibpidarf, she will turn you into a hamster.

Pibpidarf's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Pibpidarf's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum field theory near monkeys while wearing purple skirts and balancing nine platinum spheres on your chest.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never think about moons.

4. Do not dye your hair white.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.