Konflowfid is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, able wasp.

Konflowfid created the planet Jupiter three million years ago.

If you believe in Konflowfid, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Konflowfid, he will turn you into a rat.

Konflowfid's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Konflowfid's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate manatees.

2. Always help sick shrews.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never eat figs.

5. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Konflowfid in the centre of the settlement.