Hublarnnad is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, idiotic crocodile.

Hublarnnad created a charm quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Hublarnnad, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Hublarnnad, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Hublarnnad's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Hublarnnad's Holy Commandments

1. Hublarnnad loves sharks, so they must be honoured.

2. Never paint your chest red.

3. Hublarnnad must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Pray towards the south.