Rullnutlarn is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, cheerful fox.

Rullnutlarn created life six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rullnutlarn, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Rullnutlarn, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Rullnutlarn's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Rullnutlarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silver on your body.

2. Do not dye your hair orange.

3. Do not take Rullnutlarn's name in vain.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Rullnutlarn on top of all buildings.
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