Cissgepcad is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, almighty snake.

Cissgepcad created the planet Jupiter three million years ago.

If you believe in Cissgepcad, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cissgepcad, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Cissgepcad's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Cissgepcad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your head.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate turtles.

3. Always help sick horses.

4. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Cissgepcad on top of all buildings.

5. Pray towards the east.