Yartsabhun is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, overgenerous otter.

Yartsabhun created a photon six billion years ago.

If you believe in Yartsabhun, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Yartsabhun, he will strike you with lightening.

Yartsabhun's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Yartsabhun's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate goats.

2. Run away if five tortoises approach from the north.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not kill monkeys.