Omintailhug is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, effective dragon.

Omintailhug created the Virgo Supercluster eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Omintailhug, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Omintailhug, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Omintailhug's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Omintailhug's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always look after injured bats.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.