Fabtagsug is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, emotional unicorn.

Fabtagsug created the cosmos nine million years ago.

If you believe in Fabtagsug, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fabtagsug, it will not care.

Fabtagsug's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Fabtagsug's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fabtagsug.

2. Do not shave your chest.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never think about fluid mechanics near swans while wearing indigo ear rings and balancing four zinc spheres on your feet.

5. Never play with disobedient children.