Sadkonwondam is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, sapient tortoise.

Sadkonwondam created the Black Eye Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sadkonwondam, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sadkonwondam, she will turn you into a dog.

Sadkonwondam's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Sadkonwondam's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six tapirs approach from the east.

2. Erect a giant red sculpture of Sadkonwondam in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not kill moths.

5. Always pray immersed in water.