Gebbifvan is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, all-knowing walrus.

Gebbifvan created silver five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gebbifvan, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Gebbifvan, he will be very unhappy.

Gebbifvan's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Gebbifvan's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in the presence of rats.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.

3. Do not dye your hair blue.

4. Never write about fluid mechanics.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.