Yarlsterdab is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, boastful hedgehog.

Yarlsterdab created water seven million years ago.

If you believe in Yarlsterdab, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Yarlsterdab, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Yarlsterdab's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Yarlsterdab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about chlorophyll.

2. Never think about fluid mechanics near horses while wearing red shoes and balancing seven nickel spheres on your chest.

3. Moths are not to be trusted.

4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

5. You must love Yarlsterdab.