Lagmistit is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, fussy sheep.

Lagmistit created a strange quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lagmistit, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Lagmistit, it will cry a lot.

Lagmistit's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Lagmistit's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.

2. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never leap in holy places.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
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