Rilkomnell is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, happy seal.

Rilkomnell created a quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Rilkomnell, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Rilkomnell, she will make you grow a tail.

Rilkomnell's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Rilkomnell's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Rilkomnell in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never write about dwarf planets.

3. Never talk about spacetime.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not drink alcohol.