Dabfunflan is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, grumpy wolf.

Dabfunflan created a down quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Dabfunflan, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dabfunflan, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Dabfunflan's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Dabfunflan's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt seals.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never wear corsets.

4. Always obey Dabfunflan's priests.

5. Do not keep four eagles in a large pit.