Habjip is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, annoying squirrel.

Habjip created the Black Eye Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Habjip, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Habjip, it will turn you into a worm.

Habjip's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Habjip's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at asteroids.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not wear carbon on your body.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always treat dogs with great respect.