Febwikbossadlenkonvogquam is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, caring dragon.

Febwikbossadlenkonvogquam created dark energy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Febwikbossadlenkonvogquam, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Febwikbossadlenkonvogquam, it will not care.

Febwikbossadlenkonvogquam's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Febwikbossadlenkonvogquam's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Febwikbossadlenkonvogquam on top of all buildings.

3. Always make sure there are no dogs in a room before entering it.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.