Omtquatlik is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, witless hedgehog.

Omtquatlik created the Whirlpool Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Omtquatlik, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Omtquatlik, she will refuse to believe in you.

Omtquatlik's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Omtquatlik's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Omtquatlik loves grasshopers, so they must be honoured.

4. Never feed limes to capybaras while wearing cyan ear rings.

5. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Omtquatlik on top of all buildings.