Wonfaskon is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, prudent naga.

Wonfaskon created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wonfaskon, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Wonfaskon, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Wonfaskon's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Wonfaskon's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Wonfaskon.

2. Never talk about moons.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never bounce in holy places.

5. Never pour water over plants.