Stafcimnurlquatgesslooptad is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, tiresome chinchilla.

Stafcimnurlquatgesslooptad created carbon four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stafcimnurlquatgesslooptad, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Stafcimnurlquatgesslooptad, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Stafcimnurlquatgesslooptad's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Stafcimnurlquatgesslooptad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always stare at clouds.