Legkapmum is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, annoying dove.

Legkapmum created the Sol system eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Legkapmum, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Legkapmum, she will torture you forever.

Legkapmum's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Legkapmum's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

2. Do not wear copper on your body.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Never think about stars.