Faszigcar is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, happy dingo.

Faszigcar created the Whirlpool Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Faszigcar, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Faszigcar, she will try to impress you with trees.

Faszigcar's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Faszigcar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never think ill of sick voles.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.

4. Never talk about cell theory.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.