Gilfettarptal is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, witless wyrm.

Gilfettarptal created a down quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gilfettarptal, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gilfettarptal, it will throw large rocks at you.

Gilfettarptal's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Gilfettarptal's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in the presence of ants.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gilfettarptal.