Bogbonkjin is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, ill-tempered hydra.

Bogbonkjin created the Sol system eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bogbonkjin, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bogbonkjin, it will turn you into a mole.

Bogbonkjin's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Bogbonkjin's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry otters.

2. Hide if three bats approach from the west.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always help birds.